Jun 02 2008
No, seriously, what the hell is that?! Is that spinach?!
Hold my hand. Welcome. Today I invite you to join me in this long, winding path, I called motherhood. It reminds me of the landscape of the most wondrous place. With its steep hills of adversity, valleys of calm, and the refreshing lakes of happiness.. I welcome you to….
Bluh!
Sorry, I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Don’t get me wrong readers, I love being a mother. But don’t we have enough of that Hallmark bullshit? Someone please tell me that I’m not the only one who feels like this is one big video game. One day you’re in a hand-to-hand combat the next day you’re jumping from cloud to cloud.
And am I the only one that sniffed a diaper only to come up with a healthy mound of poop perched upon my perfectly powdered nose? Come on, you know what I’m talking about right? What do you do?!
You laugh..
What else can you do?
Welcome to my world of high heels and poopy diapers..
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